This all started when someone made a Star Trek quiet book, and then I found a Buffy book. And I got to thinking someone *really* needs to do a Cabin in the Woods quiet book. I mean... come on, think about it!
Sorry there are going to be a lot of pictures. [ETA: and not a few videos in which I scream. I actually didn't know it was picking up sound, I was making the noises for my own amusement, and having posted it I'm not redoing all the videos now!]
Click through for the pictures in all their gory fabulousness.
Pages one and two: on the road.
Go some place for one God damn weekend where you can't globally position my ass.
I decided I just didn't have enough room to include the harbinger.
Pages three and four: exploring the cabin.
I'm living in a womb of reefer, leave me alone.
Dude, seriously. Your cousin is into some weird shit.
Pages five and six: meet the Buckners.
My good arm is hacked up and ate, so I hope this will be readable.
Not easy doing this with only one hand (because I was holding the camera with the other rather than any more sinister reasons.)
Pages seven and eight: meanwhile in Japan.
They're Japanese. What are the gonna do, relax?
The writing, if it isn't clear on this small picure, says Turn Kiko into a HAPPY FROG.
Finger puppets! Little frigging Japanese finger puppet school girls! [imagine a video here where Kiko is turned into a frog and the girls bounce around in happiness. I ran out of hands.]
Pages nine and ten: the clean up will be a nightmare.
Let's get this party started
I am really not happy with these pages, unfortunately this is where my inability to draw becomes a problem. Usually I just adapt clip art pictures when I need to 'draw' something (but after a couple of hours looking I couldn't find a simple picture of someone impaled by a tree that I could use. Because wouldn't the angry molesting tree look so much scarier having someone hanging from his branches?)
If I were to do this again I would make the whole page generally a lot better and actually show the inside of the elevators, kind of like I did for the merman.Oh well.
Back: Grr aargh.
Wish I could have seen them...