If I ever win the lottery and quit my job, I promise to make a life size one. In the meantime, I threw this together quickly (thus the visible stitches) for fun.
NSFW* (there's botties)
*OK - totally safe for work I just wanted to make myself seem edgier.
And because bumflaps make everything better and Nathan's perfect bottom should be on show more, with the bumflap hatch framing it like a beautiful work of art.... sorry. Got distracted there.
There is a reason for the elephant. If you don't know, best not to ask. Let's just say he is the mead waiter.